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Marco Rubio & The Water Bottle

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So, the buzz today is all about the GOPs favorite hand-picked Latino, their savior among the unwashed brown people, and his "need" to drink water during his delusional ("my neighbors are all middle class working stiffs, not millionaires") anti-Obama rant, otherwise known as the Republican rebuttal to the Presidents State of the Union speech - as if you need a rebuttal to the most popular President in history (stay classy, Pubbies.)

First of all, if I may be blunt, Marco, YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE. You do not care about this country, or other Latinos, and you do not care about me or my life. You are a conservative Republican, and that makes you and enemy of the United States to most reasonable, thinking individuals who are familiar with the tactics of the Republican party over the past 30 years.

Now  that that is out of the way, the proper way to view a display as we have seen, when a conservative flashes a PRODUCT on television, is to ask WHERE or WHO is PROFITING from this Republican politicians "free advertising". Why, the water bottle company is profiting of course - Poland Spring Water. Most people who appear on MAJOR NETWORKS know that when you show a product, you BOOST the company sales. Marco Rubio must know this - if not, he's an even dumber piece of shit than than previously thought. Ok then, given he KNOWS he's giving the POLAND SPRING WATER company a major boost, one must ask WHY? Well, being a conservative Republican, you already know his motive. It's the same no matter what he does. It explains why nothing is being done to help average Americans.

Marco Rubio is going to get an envelope of CASH in a very short time from POLAND SPRING water, or an associate (but unrelated, of course) individual. PROFIT, that is the ONLY THING REPUBLICANS UNDERSTAND, folks. You know this. Everyone who is not being brainwashed by Fox News and Hatriot Radio knows how Republicans roll. If he is not getting cash, then look for another connection to that company. It's there - it will come out sooner or later.

Filthy liberals know this is true. We've watched the human, degenerate trash called "Republicans" for a long time. They NEVER change their spots.

Just watch. Just wait, and watch.

Last Updated on Wednesday, 13 February 2013 18:46
 

Today's Republican Piece of Sh1t

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Today's Racist Republican POS Award

Today's ahole award goes to Todd Kincannon, former executive director of the South Carolina Republican Party. That's right TODD KINCANNON. That's right, a man who served as EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR of a GOP branch in (where else?) the backwards South. As this pigfuc3er watched the Superbowl, he thought he'd do his best to reach out to the Black community (aka "The Coloreds", as they are called in Republican strongholds). Found on the web. Give it a read, and try to wrap your head around the "new branding" image that Republican strategists keep telling us is their key to re-election. No, it's not. You're a bunch of pigfuc3ing, backwards white supremacists who need to choke on their own vomit.

Yes, these tweets are real. Just think,  this is what Todd Kincannon likes to talk about when he's happy, cheering his team. For this, and the standard reasons that all Republicans are worth less than a bag of fastfood garbage and soiled adult diapers, the Republican from South Carolina, pretty fat boy of the GOP, Tod Kincannon, gets the Filthy Liberal Ahole award of the Month.

 

Last Updated on Wednesday, 06 February 2013 18:10
 

Conservative Republicans Threatening Violence on Foxnation

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What a fine start to the year conservatives are having at Fox Nation. Here's today's death threat to President Obama, courtesy of http://nation.foxnews.com/president-obama/2013/01/02/obama-flies-back-hawaii-after-raises-taxes

 

When will the FBI and Secret Service start arresting and jailing these people? When?

Last Updated on Wednesday, 02 January 2013 17:58
 


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